Race handicapping Frank Conceicao style
Posted April 13th, 2007 in Race
Give a man a gun and a badge and he thinks he’s the law. Via Cyclingnews. Hilarious.
Handicapper: “You can only race tonight if you ride A grade!”
B Grade Rider 1: “Gee Frank, that’s a bit tough, I haven’t won a B grade race all season?”
Handicapper: “Doesn’t matter, if you don’t like it, you can just &*%$# off!”
B Grade Rider 1: “Well I guess that sounds like a reasonable and logical explanation, thanks”
Handicapper: “And, you’re in A grade too”
B Grade Rider 2: “How come, I’ve never ridden A grade”
Handicapper: “Doesn’t matter, if he’s going up, you’re going up too”
B Grade Rider 2: “But I’m leading the B grade comp.”
Handicapper: “Doesn’t matter, if he’s going up, you’re going up too”
Handicapper: “Hey maaaate, you’re racing in B grade tonight”
C Grade Rider 1: “Oh, I guess that’s OK because I’ve placed in five C grade races and won two races outright already this year”
Handicapper: “Not you maaate, you’re staying in C grade”
C Grade Rider 1: “Oh alright then Frank, I’ll do whatever you tell me to do”
NSW State Champion: “Can I ride C Grade please, I’ve only been riding 100km a week…”
Handicapper: “Hmmmm, whats your name again, nahh I dunno, you better ride B grade”
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In caps. I AM NOT RACING! Just enjoying the argy bargy of the ones who are.
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So you are racing again!?!
PS - I like your technorati tags for this topic - LMAO